Observations of the Yodeling Stoner

Do animals wish they were humans with transportation and climate-controlled shelter and readily available food? (Image created using Generative AI)

By Todd Snider

what if being a human being is a bit like being a famous person
in that it was random and arbitrary the way humans ended up at the top
of the food chain, but when they got there, they were made aware of death,
which inspired them to go insane and thus set about improving life.