'Introduction: The Rules'

First installment of 'The Razzmatazz'

In Bored Game USA, competitors have to choose between a three-to-five-lemon game and a five-to-seven-lemon game.

(Editor’s note: Early on in his Blind Lemon Pledge period, Todd Snider wrote an 11-part epic poem called “The Razzmatazz.” “The Razzmatazz” not only includes the rules for Bored Game USA, but also insight into some of the more esoteric references in Snider’s material. Beginning today, The Snider Files will be publishing one part of the poem per day for the next 11 days.)

By Todd Snider

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