I Like To Smoke Pot
A previously unpublished work
by todd snider
i like to smoke pot
but not just a little bit of it.
i only want to smoke it if your friends all think it only takes two hits to get really high,
and then i want to smoke a big, fat rasta jay, much thicker than a cigarette,
and i smoke all of it, by myself, to start my day.
and i will repeat that process at least two more times that day,
usually more.
i like to stay as disoriented as i can.